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Okay, I admit it. After I had posted about how no one would care to write a story about a modern health-education class with Mrs Bennet, I had to think about the idea, and I came up with Another Ghastly Plot, a story in which nothing happens but that Mrs Bennet tries to explain procreation:


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Okay, I admit it. After I had posted about how no one would care to write a story about a modern health-education class with Mrs Bennet, I had to think about the idea, and I came up with Another Ghastly Plot, a story in which nothing happens but that Mrs Bennet tries to explain procreation:


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Okay, I admit it. After I had posted about how no one would care to write a story about a modern health-education class with Mrs Bennet, I had to think about the idea, and I came up with Another Ghastly Plot, a story in which nothing happens but that Mrs Bennet tries to explain procreation:


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Doesn't it annoy you to no end when you read yet another story that has no other plot but Lizzy Gets The Talk ? I mean, you wouldn't write a story about a modern Lizzy learning about the birds and bees, would you? Because it's in the best case boring, and in the worst totally cringeworthy (the only thing more cringeworthy is when Georgiana has her period and runs to Darcy for comfort because she thinks she's dying. And on top of being cringeworthy, that plot is also so copied from "The Thornbirds", btw.). So why should you write about it in Regency times? But if you do it, do it right. Develop a new story about it, not just "the talk". How about that:


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Doesn't it annoy you to no end when you read yet another story that has no other plot but Lizzy Gets The Talk ? I mean, you wouldn't write a story about a modern Lizzy learning about the birds and bees, would you? Because it's in the best case boring, and in the worst totally cringeworthy (the only thing more cringeworthy is when Georgiana has her period and runs to Darcy for comfort because she thinks she's dying. And on top of being cringeworthy, that plot is also so copied from "The Thornbirds", btw.). So why should you write about it in Regency times? But if you do it, do it right. Develop a new story about it, not just "the talk". How about that:


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lizzardgirl: (Default)
Doesn't it annoy you to no end when you read yet another story that has no other plot but Lizzy Gets The Talk ? I mean, you wouldn't write a story about a modern Lizzy learning about the birds and bees, would you? Because it's in the best case boring, and in the worst totally cringeworthy (the only thing more cringeworthy is when Georgiana has her period and runs to Darcy for comfort because she thinks she's dying. And on top of being cringeworthy, that plot is also so copied from "The Thornbirds", btw.). So why should you write about it in Regency times? But if you do it, do it right. Develop a new story about it, not just "the talk". How about that:


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Don't you sometimes wonder what ghastly plots of JA-fanfic people may think of?
Well, here's one (yes, I wrote that myself):


Darcy is the CEO of a big burger chain called McDarcy's. When brilliant but poor Human Rights Lawyer Lizzy Bennet has to step in as burger-fryer for her dying friend, the CEO decides to spend more time in his burger store in Pemberley/ NY than he used to before. But just as things seem to work out between the two, plastic industry mogul George Wickham reveals that he has not only smuggled plastic in all of McDarcy's "Darcy McChickens", but also IVF-ed Georgiana, Lizzy, Lydia and Mrs Reynolds with Darcy's semen and the tall dark-haired sex-god is facing the biggest tragedy yet in his tragedy-ridden life (e.g., mother's death of cancer, tragic demise of Goldfish Goldie, food poisoning of Budgie Birdie etc.)


What say you?
lizzardgirl: (Default)
Don't you sometimes wonder what ghastly plots of JA-fanfic people may think of?
Well, here's one (yes, I wrote that myself):


Darcy is the CEO of a big burger chain called McDarcy's. When brilliant but poor Human Rights Lawyer Lizzy Bennet has to step in as burger-fryer for her dying friend, the CEO decides to spend more time in his burger store in Pemberley/ NY than he used to before. But just as things seem to work out between the two, plastic industry mogul George Wickham reveals that he has not only smuggled plastic in all of McDarcy's "Darcy McChickens", but also IVF-ed Georgiana, Lizzy, Lydia and Mrs Reynolds with Darcy's semen and the tall dark-haired sex-god is facing the biggest tragedy yet in his tragedy-ridden life (e.g., mother's death of cancer, tragic demise of Goldfish Goldie, food poisoning of Budgie Birdie etc.)


What say you?
lizzardgirl: (Default)
Don't you sometimes wonder what ghastly plots of JA-fanfic people may think of?
Well, here's one (yes, I wrote that myself):


Darcy is the CEO of a big burger chain called McDarcy's. When brilliant but poor Human Rights Lawyer Lizzy Bennet has to step in as burger-fryer for her dying friend, the CEO decides to spend more time in his burger store in Pemberley/ NY than he used to before. But just as things seem to work out between the two, plastic industry mogul George Wickham reveals that he has not only smuggled plastic in all of McDarcy's "Darcy McChickens", but also IVF-ed Georgiana, Lizzy, Lydia and Mrs Reynolds with Darcy's semen and the tall dark-haired sex-god is facing the biggest tragedy yet in his tragedy-ridden life (e.g., mother's death of cancer, tragic demise of Goldfish Goldie, food poisoning of Budgie Birdie etc.)


What say you?

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