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[lizzardgirl]

Lord V., the famous 20th-century nemesis, need not have died, reveals The Chosen One, Ex-Auror Harry J. Potter-Weasley. 'When I faced him in the last duel that fateful day in the ministry, after Mrs Potter-Weasley - Miss Weasley back then - had disarmed, bound and gagged all his "Death Eaters" single-handedly, I used an immensely complex yet stunningly simple charm on him which made him defenceless and a crumpled heap at my feet,' Potter-Weasley told this author in his Carribean home yesterday. 'He begged for mercy, and I gave him the choice to either go beyond the veil or spend the rest of his mortal life in a Muggle reality TV show.'
'It was the fastest jump through drapery I have ever seen,' Mrs Potter-Weasley added.
When asked about details of the immensely complex spells they must have used, the Potter-Weasleys claimed that they could not remember after all these years, but that it probably were 'some disarming charms or other.' They also refused to comment whether they knew anything about the whereabouts of Mr and Mrs Ronald Granger, who are said to be currently hiding in Finland.